The J.D. Wentworth of D&D Heroes!

The J.D. Wentworth of D&D Heroes! 
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The bandits sacked your settlement,
and you need help nooow!

Just send for Hrothgar,
Hrothgar the Mighty right now!

The giants extort payments,
and they want your cow!

Please help, Hrothgar,
Hrothgar the Mighty right now!

He's helped countless,
He'll help you, too.
Beating bad guys in a flash,
pounding them to goo.

So, if your town's in trouble,
and you need help noooow:

Just send for Hrothgar,
Hrothgar the mighty right now.

Hrothgar the Mighty right nooooow!

Hrothgar!